This Jersey Shore Birthday Was A Sober Situation!

Hey!
We really have to hand it to him!
For someone who forged an entire career out of getting wasted and looking for play, he's really staying committed to his health!
Believe it or not, Jersey Shore's The Situation turned 30 earlier in the month, and although he celebrated his birthday at Señor Frogs in Vegas' Treasure Island hotel over the weekend, sources close to the recently rehabbed reality start reveal that the entire affair was SOBER!
And it certainly sounds as though he didn't touch a drop of the sauce, as witnesses claim he didn't flash his abs ONCE the entire evening!
Wow!
We guess some people really DO mature with age! Even him!
Congratulations, boy! We really are so impressed with your commitment to your sobriety!
And it will get easier and easier every day!
Stay strong! And happy 30th to you!
[Image via WENN.]
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I don't think we care about these people anymore….
Now he's boring and ugly! He is soooo over!
Are you sure it was a 'sober' event….'cos that outfit looks like it was put together by someone HIGH !
I've never watched an episode of Jersey Shore but do want to give a pat on the back for him making the decision to get sober!! Whomp whomp!! Keep it up buddy!
He might not have been drinking but he doesn't look sober. He is pickled.
Never watched the show, but good for him, a great decision to help him have a healthier lifestyle.
he looks like popeye the sailor man