WARNING: DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF THE SOOKIE STACKHOUSE VAMPIRE VARIETY HOUR.
Vampire Detective Stabler! Our heart is BROKEN!
We knew last night after watching the Comic-Con preview that shiz was going to get REAL on True Blood, but HOLY HELL!
They dropped one SERIOUS bomb in the last few minutes, leaving us SUPER anxious for next week's all-new episode of the HBO drama!
Ch-ch-check out the preview for In The Beginning (above)!
Looks like Sookie's going to be seriously considering her Eternal Sunshine-type extraction of all things faerie, while Vampire Tara gets another all-too unpleasant visit from that wretched mother of hers!
But let's be real: this is the effing Russell Edgington show, and now that he's back and better than ever, we're going to be treated to more dalliances out in public from the fabulous, blood-thirsty VAMPUR!
And we are confident that HIGHlarity - and lots of GORE - are going to ensue!
This is EASILY becoming one of our favorite seasons since that Orgy freak Maryann was slithering around Bon Temps!
How about U?!
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