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Christopher Meloni Bringing His Guns Back To Law & Order?!

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The AUTHORITEH may be heading BACK to join the authorities at Law & Order: Special Victims Unit!

Christopher Meloni kicked a** alongside Mariska Hargitay's Olivia Benson for 12 years, and we would get alll engorged below the midriff if the emotionally-invested Detective Elliot Stabler returned… even for one super special episode!

The direct descendent of Lilith expressed at this years Comic Con:

"I'm always willing to consider. I had 12 great years on the show. I loved the people and I loved that character."

Do it to it, Chris! They need those guns BACK to maintain Law and Order! How did they even let you LEAVE with such intimidating weapons of mass destruction.

Basically we want to swing on your arms like a jungle gym.

[Image via WENN.]

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6 comments to “Christopher Meloni Bringing His Guns Back To Law & Order?!”

  1. TEMPE says – reply to this


    You have ZERO couth when posting…"engorged below the midrift" ?

    Why, why do Perez readers need to know that of YOU ? Why does the public need to know that ? why, why ?

    eff'n pig

  2. 2

    Yeah, I'm sure the actor will be impressed with your endorsement of his acting abilities.
    And fawning over him like a perverted old pedophile will have him throwing up in his mouth just a bit.

    Just a thought:
    If this were an (ahem) well-read site, and the (let's say heterosexual for my point) MALE webmaster started waxing on and on about some woman's body the way Perez does about the men he finds attractive, there would be allegations of harrassment and indecency towards women.
    Gloria Allred would be involved.

    The fact that Perez does it with men - and to the point where it overshadows any other reason for posting an article - rather indicates to me that Perez retains the inherent psychological qualities associated with sex criminals.

    Be on watch, asshole. One of these days you are going to go too far.

  3. 3

    Way to leave out the most important part of the story. TV Line (a reputable website) reported that was his response to a question asking if he'd consider returning for the series FINALE (whenever that may be).

  4. Anon says – reply to this


    Interesting he wants to go back now. He seemed to enjoy fresh air. I do not like to see him back on SVU. Dani Pino, who replaced him is younger, prettier and more talented. I'm loving these new acquisitions. They just melhorararam the show. Cris is old and bald.

  5. 5

    mmmmmmmmm pray for more shirtless scenes ,,,

  6. 6

    Meloni has the nices ass on tv. On True Blood, they had alot of ass shots, to bad it was with pants on; none the less, What an ass..