Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
"I sexually eviscerate another cast member in one of the episodes coming up,"
Uh. Maybe we're confused about what one of those words mean. Let's check with our friends at Merriam-Webster.
e·vis·cer·ate /iˈvisəˌrāt/ 1. v: Disembowel (a person or animal).
That's pretty much what we thought he said.
So you heard it here, folks.
Not only will JoeMan do it doggy-style this season, but his manimal penis will actually aid in removing another cast-members bowels.
Our money is on Sam Merlotte!!
Either way, that would've been an excellent stage trick in Magic Mike!
Series creator Alan Ball had a bit to add about the new season. He said:
"There are some very hot sex scenes and there are some wacky, 'What the f–––?' crazy [scenes]… Between those two, I think all tastes will be satisfied."
We're going to go out on a limb and guess that a werewolf disemboweling another character with a penis borne of man and beast falls squarely into the WTF category but, hey, we've been wrong once or twice before!!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]