"I sexually eviscerate another cast member in one of the episodes coming up,"
Uh. Maybe we're confused about what one of those words mean. Let's check with our friends at Merriam-Webster.
e·vis·cer·ate /iˈvisəˌrāt/ 1. v: Disembowel (a person or animal).
That's pretty much what we thought he said.
So you heard it here, folks.
Not only will JoeMan do it doggy-style this season, but his manimal penis will actually aid in removing another cast-members bowels.
Our money is on Sam Merlotte!!
Either way, that would've been an excellent stage trick in Magic Mike!
Series creator Alan Ball had a bit to add about the new season. He said:
"There are some very hot sex scenes and there are some wacky, 'What the f–––?' crazy [scenes]… Between those two, I think all tastes will be satisfied."
We're going to go out on a limb and guess that a werewolf disemboweling another character with a penis borne of man and beast falls squarely into the WTF category but, hey, we've been wrong once or twice before!!
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