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JoeMan Vows To Disembowel Someone With His Werewolf C*ck
Joe Manganiello was part of the True Blood's super-awesome Comic-Con 2012 panel and, boy oh boy, did he have some interesting things to share.
"I sexually eviscerate another cast member in one of the episodes coming up,"
Uh. Maybe we're confused about what one of those words mean. Let's check with our friends at Merriam-Webster.
e·vis·cer·ate /iˈvisəˌrāt/ 1. v: Disembowel (a person or animal).
Uhhhh…
That's pretty much what we thought he said.
So you heard it here, folks.
Not only will JoeMan do it doggy-style this season, but his manimal penis will actually aid in removing another cast-members bowels.
Our money is on Sam Merlotte!!
Either way, that would've been an excellent stage trick in Magic Mike!
Series creator Alan Ball had a bit to add about the new season. He said:
"There are some very hot sex scenes and there are some wacky, 'What the f–––?' crazy [scenes]… Between those two, I think all tastes will be satisfied."
We're going to go out on a limb and guess that a werewolf disemboweling another character with a penis borne of man and beast falls squarely into the WTF category but, hey, we've been wrong once or twice before!!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
Tags: alan ball, evisceration, joe manganiello, magic mike, true blood, werewolf penis
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What a trashy looking news reporter. No class.
Did the report forget to close her pants?? Skank
That reporter looks like one of the Jersey Shore drunk bimbos who has stumbled out of the restroom without doing up her pants. Very tacky.
You guys are right … That reporter is Snooky's sister maybe !
Disgusting!!!! Everything is wrong about this about this blog. Id never let my kids watch MTV, and ppl wonder why their children are messed up
Holy cow….someone in wardrobe needs to be FIRED!
C'mon people…if she did up her pants, no one could see her trashy tat. One thing's for sure, she's not going into serious journalism.
Well I was going to comment on how the "reporter" looked like a Jersey Shore reject, but everyone beat me to it!
It must have been some sort of a pool event in Las Vegas if you read the backdrop behind them, however, I also thought it was a loser from Jersey Shore. She still does look very trashy no matter what the occasion, with those unbuttoned "shorts".
what the fuck is with the reporter!?!?!?! Put some damn clothes on!
I would love to see him in the role of Christian Grey.