[Image via Lindsay Lohan/Instagram.]
Buckle your seat belts and latch those tray-tables, because this ride is ’bout to get bumpy!!
Six Delta passengers found sewing needles in their in-flight meals! Four bit into them!!
An airline catering company from Amsterdam is responsible, having already hid at least six needles inside food bound for the U.S. business class passengers!
One man stabbed in the mouth while eating and has been put on Anti-HIV medication as a precautionary measure!!
Turkey sandwiches of death!!!
What the heck???
JK, we loved Dutch!
Seriously, though, why would anyone do this? And why target Americans??
Do the Dutch hate turkey? Are they jealous of our freedom?
Maybe they're jealous of our impressionist artists who don't need to slice of their own ears just to sell a painting!
We don't understand!!
But we're definitely not rooting for Holland in the next World Cup!
[Image via ABC News.]