Well wouldn't ya know!?!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes cover almost every tabloid! Shocker!!
Now, we're super innerested in this story about Chris Klein. So Katie was sexting him, huh? Ah-mazing. We can only imagine the craziness that went down that night! Ha! If it's true of course…
And what is this about Kristen Stewart's boobies?? Are they really fake?? They seemed pretty real when we she was givin' a topless, double-handie for her new film!
ANYWAY! We have heard some rumblings around Demi Moore's latest frustrations with her daughters. Apparently they just loove Ashton Kutcher too much for her liking. Disregard the fact that she brought him into their lives as a step-father for a moment… her Girl Code alarm is ringin' and it's ringin' LOUD!!
But moving along!!
According to the other tabs (below), keeping Chris a secret is the last thing Katie has to worry about. Because these guys are saying Tom has a secret plan for Suri!! Dun dun dunnnn…
His "shattered world" must be giving him plenty of time for a "ME PARTY" that involves a lot of heavy thinking! Why else would questions of a paternity test be thrown into the mix??
But before we get too deep into that, let's not forget about Kourtney Kardashian! Did you know she's raising two kids alone?? Yeah, neither did we!! Ha!
Scott Disick must be playing extra rounds of golf these days…
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