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Madonna Will NOT Go Wild In Australia!

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Sorry Australian Madgenites!!

The Queen of Pop has spoken and there will be NO Madonna-based soup for you!

While we don't know WHY Madonna has musically avoided Australia since 1993 like it was a big smelly poo, venues were allegedly already booked in Sydney and Melbourne for the MDNA 'World' tour!

But alas, Madonna & Co. dashed the dreams of hopeful Aussie fans by canceling ANY plans of an Australian visit.

An official spokesperson recently broke the sad news, stating:

"Madonna's tour will end in South America in December as planned. That's all we can say."

What happened to you in Australia, Madonna? Was it something so emotionally devastating you simply cannot go back? Perhaps it is the reason you're holding fake revolvers to your temple?

Ah well, maybe one day Madonna will enjoy some delicious BBQ shrimp in the land Down Under, but for now, you sheilas shall remain Madge-less.

Our hearts go out to you!

[Image via WENN.]

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25 comments to “Madonna Will NOT Go Wild In Australia!”

  1. 1

    Oh god Perez, you act like the world is coming to an end because she is not going there.

  2. 2

    I'm sure they will survive.

  3. 3

    Oh man! Im not even Australian and Im sad!

  4. KrystalSydney says – reply to this


    Australia always misses out.

    We love you Perez, but we call them PRAWNS around here :)

  5. Guess says – reply to this


    On an unrelated note, I see you took (she made you take) down the story of her pointing the gun to her head during her London show. Goes to show she or her peeps really do read and control what's on this blog.

  6. 6

    Sucks for them but they'll live. Thats what DVD/BlueRay is for

  7. cyberkram says – reply to this


    who wants to see the old busted hag anyway way past her time mutton done up as lamb

  8. 8

    So sad when an old broad has to act like a harlot to garner attention! It must be strange for her teenage daughter, who wants to emulate her mother, to see her mother acts more like her teenage friends! Let's not even talk about her boy toys! Pretty soon they are going to be younger than her daughter!

  9. lisa says – reply to this


    lol i wonder why… it's because she knows that the stadiums will only be half filled and it will make her look bad. come on i used to love madonna, i have all her albums. her last good one was music. she needs to retire and let someone else have her crown. people grow old and she is just pathetic now. she's an old woman trying to be 20. all her fans like me have out grown her. sorry but madonna just stop no one wants to see a 50+ ass and boob, gross! she is so old but she needs to grow up! *rant over*

  10. 10

    she couldn't sell enough tickets, that's the only actual reason these pop stars pull out of their own concerts.

  11. WorldTraveler says – reply to this


    It's because that is Kylie country. There, unlike other places in the world, she cannot get away with just being Madonna. In Australia, they know who did things first and who keeps "borrowing" ideas. Just a guess.

  12. charley says – reply to this


    Why not there ….thats easy….in Australia they frown on not singing for paid live shows. Ole Madge will have to take her one woman drag show elsewhere

  13. 13

    It's because it's EXTREMELY expensive to take a tour to Australia, especially one of that size. That's the reason lots of tours don't go there. You could have easily found this information, Perez.

  14. Pissed Madonna Fan says – reply to this


    Re: ickynicky – We get nearly every big act down here. And our dollar is at it's strongest right now compared to the rest of the world. Lady Gaga, Prince, Katy Perry, Pink… you name them. They all come here and do extremely well. Pink performed 58 dates of her Funhouse Tour in Australia and grossed over 60 million. Madonna is a much bigger and in demand star so you can't tell me Madonna wouldn't gain from a trip here.

  15. 15

    What a shame Madonna fans love her but Madge doesnt love them back lmao. Its ALL about the money with Madge. Im sure she is going to retire for another 30 years and try coming back when she is 100yrs old. Who knows?? maybe when she is 100yrs old she might perform with Beyonces baby to show how hip and young she still is :-)

  16. Zopo says – reply to this


    The Aussie crowds are tough. If your act isn't 100% then they will eat you alive. Considering all the acts that will be there in the summer I think she was too scared as she knows they will all be a hard act to follow.

    From what Ive seen around the world she has to show her saggy tittays and old ass to get people to talk about her concerts, and people just want to hear her old stuff anyway. She should just do a rolling stones and accept people only want to hear the hits and none of the new stuff, thats what happens when you are old.

  17. k_xeric says – reply to this


    Oh well thats ok we have real awesome concerts with non-has been MEGA STARS Like GaGa and P!nk who actually love their Aussie fans !!!

  18. 18

    Well, it's a loooong way to come for a small population with three cities and a strong global currency. And it's a loooooooooong tour and maybe she realised she'd rather rest up and do the next thing. It sux, I'm in Sydney and we were pumped for it, but that's the way it goes.

  19. 19

    Re: Zopo – why should she? Plenty of us engage her as an artist today - enough to send the album to number on e (as it did here in Australia). If she wants to keep creating, and has the audience to do it, good on her! She won't have as huge a fanbase, but perhaps it's better to have a smaller fanbase appreciate you doing what you love than a stupid mainstream who want to use you for the odd trip down memory lane.

  20. Saint Thomas says – reply to this


    I hope she goes there in the end… btw don't blame Madonna herself for it! it's not like she's the one in charge of those things, the other day I read a diary of London complaining about the rain during the Hyde Park's concert… I was like… WTF? is Madonna suppose to control the rain now?

  21. 21

    Re: k_xeric – lolllllllllllllllllllllllll :-)

  22. 22

    Re: Zopo – you're very wise. thanks for weighing-in!! lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo #goof

  23. Adrian says – reply to this


    Re: Blotto

    3 cities? Do your homework…..

  24. 24

    She needs to pull those pants back up.

  25. 25

    She doesn't want to spend the necessary kind of money to go to Australia. She doesn't care about her fans, only her money. LOL! She's so fucking deplorable!!!