That's right, according to a source, Joan may be more on the mend than we might think:
Sorry Australian Madgenites!!
The Queen of Pop has spoken and there will be NO Madonna-based soup for you!
While we don't know WHY Madonna has musically avoided Australia since 1993 like it was a big smelly poo, venues were allegedly already booked in Sydney and Melbourne for the MDNA 'World' tour!
But alas, Madonna & Co. dashed the dreams of hopeful Aussie fans by canceling ANY plans of an Australian visit.
"Madonna's tour will end in South America in December as planned. That's all we can say."
What happened to you in Australia, Madonna? Was it something so emotionally devastating you simply cannot go back? Perhaps it is the reason you're holding fake revolvers to your temple?
Ah well, maybe one day Madonna will enjoy some delicious BBQ shrimp in the land Down Under, but for now, you sheilas shall remain Madge-less.
Our hearts go out to you!
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