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ALL ABOARD! S.S. Coachella Will Walk Rock On Water This December!

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S.S. Coachella Jamaica Bahamas Cruise Ship Pulp December

Screw The Love Boat, we're setting sail with the S.S. Coachella!

Are you over playing in the mud with R-Patz, KStew, and all the other hipsters?

Then this ship is for you!

The people behind the Coachella music festival introduced a spin-off tour this Winter. It's a totally rocking cruise ship will be taking a bunch of lucky passengers and a few sweet bands to Jamaica and the Bahamas!

AMAZEBALLS!!

Nothing sounds more relaxing than cruising through the Caribbean while Jarvis Cocker of Pulp refills our mojitos belts out some super-sonic sweetness by the pool!

Ch-Ch-Check out the entire lineup of sweet artists (above)!!

Maybe you can play tennis with Tokimonsta!

Or hit the casinos with the dudes from Gaslamp Killer!

Best of all, you won't have to wait in line to pee while Gerard Butler bangs one out in a poop-encrusted Port-a-Potty??

We're on a boat!!

[Image via Coachella.]

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