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California TSA Felt Threatened By The World's Biggest Peen

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Jonah Falcon biggest penis frisked by TSA

And at 9 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect, who wouldn't? Ha!

Jonah Falcon is a New York-based actor and also happens to unofficially have the world's biggest dong, which could very well be official if the Guinness Book of World Records would agree to come over and measure it.

His gift from the gods has been the subject of an HBO documentary and plenty of talk shows, but most recently, was the reason for an unnecessary TSA search at the San Francisco International Airport.

In an interview after the July 9 incident, Falcon said that one guard in particular felt threatened by his "very noticeable" bulge, to which he replied:

"I said, 'It's my dick.' He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

Since he's probably used to this by now, he even tried to conceal his biological weapon and explained:

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

So now that strapping his massive man meat to the left doesn't work, what's Falcon's plan?

"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

Well, it's not very often that they have to deal with 9 inches of pure man meat, so can you blame 'em???

Yeah, we didn't think so either!

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13 comments to “California TSA Felt Threatened By The World's Biggest Peen”



  1. 1

    "Ouch"- every woman on earth



  2. 2

    # please



  3. 3

    He's not the biggest. I know a guy who's bigger 15 3/4. No joke. It's actually a curse for him :(



  4. 4

    Re: metalgirl – give me his number



  5. 5

    Another poster boy for gay fantasies.



  6. 6

    HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I need his phone number STAT!!!



  7. 7

    Bigger is not always better.



  8. 8

    That's a little to big for me but I wouldn't mind trying it out.

  9. Bob says – reply to this


    9

    TSA doesn't staff San Francisco International. SFO is staffed by a private company, they just wear TSA uniforms.

  10. CruiseRules says – reply to this


    10

    I think Nelly Furtado knows this guy - (Big Hoops)



  11. 11

    LOl at the girls thinking thats a good thing. Maybe when they get their cervix bruised they'll regret saying that..Since its basically equivalent to getting punched in the nuts. No girl would be able to handle that, and if she did she would have one huge epic gaping hole down there..

  12. Mosey says – reply to this


    12

    Re: NookiesWA – You probably have the opposite problem. Women probably always ask you "Is it in yet? Is it in yet?"



  13. 13

    Re: Mosey – My PP is average.. :( sry i have the same dick range as the majority of the male population.

    Nothing I said was false. A dick that big would hit their cervix something no girl would like. Since you just love big dongs rammed in your STD infected homo pooper you aren't aware of lady parts, since you probably think they are gross.