***WARNING: THE BACHELORETTE SPOILERS BELOW***
What a dramatic season of television!
Well, while both men attempted to propose to Kaitlyn, she obviously only accepted one of the rings!
So who won Season 11 of The Bachelorette?!
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo /
We've got a wacky story for you.
Working at a chocolate factory sounds amazeballs, right?
Well even the world's second greatest occupation — number one is quality control at a brothel — occasionally leads to workplace stabbings!!
A Cambodian worker at TCHO Chocolate Factory stabbed his colleague with box cutters.
We hated Tim Burton/John August's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake TOO, but that's no reason to resort to violence!!
One SFO police officer described Tuesday's unprovoked attack best. He said:
"He started cutting the victim for no apparent reason."
After which, the suspect fled the crime scene with weapon in hand. Eventually the police put a bullet in his chest.
Come on, guy!
Even if you work next to Veruca Salt on an assembly line, stabbing a coworkers is NEVER cool!!
[Image via Paramount.]