All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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This ain't a song for the broken hearted!!
Damn! There goes that "45 year-old women from Hackensack" demo that Fox was hoping to gain on!!!
JK, we LOVE our Jersey boy!! It would be totes amazeballs to see him on network TV several times per week!
But he has other obligations!
"With all systems go for a new album and a mega-tour on the horizon, Jon wouldn't be able to give those aspiring singers the guidance they deserve…. on wouldn't commit to anything unless he can give 100%. With planning for the next album already underway, he's focused on the band."
Speaking literally, his scrawny butt could NEVER fill the glorious imprint left by J.Lo's bootylicious badonnkadonk anyway, LOLz!!
We aren't sure who that leaves!!!
Who do U want to take over the reins??
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