Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
Aww look at Lilo in such sweet, post-coital slumber!
And it must have been quite the night to elicit feverish dreams with Porn Prince James Deen f*cking you into a coma!
Lilo also alluded to the film's super-sexual nature by posting a twit-pic of utensils getting all UP in each other's cavities, along with the caption:
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 11, 2012
Ha!!! Aww baby Linds! Did Bret and James have to teach you about those naughty birds and beastly bees using silverware?
Well, if anyone is to pontificate about the literal ins and outs of a good
f*ck fork, it might as well be Deen with the perfect peen!