Lindsay Lohan & James Deen Fork For The Canyons
Aww look at Lilo in such sweet, post-coital slumber!
And it must have been quite the night to elicit feverish dreams with Porn Prince James Deen f*cking you into a coma!
Lindsay Lohan and James Deen were snapped sharing a pretend morning after on the set of Bret Easton Ellis' contemporary, El Lay-centric film noir The Canyons (above)!
Lilo also alluded to the film's super-sexual nature by posting a twit-pic of utensils getting all UP in each other's cavities, along with the caption:
#TheCanyons -its interesting to orchestrate a sex scene w/forks & spoons @jamesdeen @breteastonellis yfrog.com/mo422sj
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 11, 2012
Ha!!! Aww baby Linds! Did Bret and James have to teach you about those naughty birds and beastly bees using silverware?
Well, if anyone is to pontificate about the literal ins and outs of a good f*ck fork, it might as well be Deen with the perfect peen!
[Images via Facebook & Twitter.]
Tags: bret easton ellis, el lay, facebook, film, james deen, lindsay lohan, sex, the canyons, tweet, twitter
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LESLO IS DRUGGED OUT AS USUAL. AS FOR JAMES DEEN, DUDE IS IN TONS AND TONS OF MILF VIDEOS FREE ONLINE.
Wow! Who writes these news? 10-year-olds ?
can't wait to see this film. lol, it's so funny how certain people who wanted to so badly see her fail are upset about her working again
no,,,just no
Jealouz Hilton.
Re: Kim – Um, she's in a porn movie. How is that not failing? It's the only work she could get. Like with the Lifetime movie, this is what people do at the END of their career, not at the beginning and certainly not when they're trying to make a comeback. Plus, she's already causing problems and it only just started shooting!
If you want to see some truly disturbing pictures, look up the NY Daily News story on this. In the first photo, you can see how floppy and gross her boobs really are and the last photo is a close-up of her disgusting drug addict hands. If you just saw the hands and didn't know they were hers, you would think they belonged to an 80 year old man who wears nail polish. Just gross.
Um, no thanks.
…poor guys tryin not to breath….