Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Seriously …. you might need a bit of a refresher!
And this is epic, epic, epic, epic, EPIC, rinse and repeat, ad infinitum!
If you're one of the lucky Bat-fans watching the entire trilogy tonight, this triple-tease is an absolute pre-requisite!!
Cl-Cl-Cl-Click on the sweet, sweet trailer (above) for more amazing awesomeness than we could possibly list!
Oh… So, you want us to try.!
The mega-vid has Christian Bale, sratched up coins, Aaron Eckhart, Cillian Murphy, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Morgan Freeman, massive explosions, Katie Holmes, Anne Hathaway, the late Heath Ledger, prison riots, Liam Neeson, ninjitsu, Sir Michael Caine, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Gary Oldman, Tom Hardy, fire-breathing horses, and, OH YEAH, Eric mothereffing Roberts!!
Kudos, Christopher Nolan.
If The Dark Knight Rises is 40% as awesome as we expect,you've truly given the world a masterful series!!
WE ARE HOURS AWAY!!
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