Kris Jenner was quick to shut down those lame rumors that had to do with her baby boy.
When asked to comment on the rehab, the famed momager said they're all:
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Sam Merlotte, you sniff out allllll the prejudiced penis-heads!
Ready your nostrils and seek out some racist murderers (above)!
Eeee our fangs are SO erect in blood-boiling anticipation for Sunday's episode when we (hopefully) find out what Russell Edgington will do now that he's free from the Authoriteh's Lilith-kissed grasp!