No, not Allied...
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It's not the size of your explanation that matter's — it's how you use it!
Fred Willard was caught with his pants up on Thursday, entering and exiting his lawyer's office with his wife. After the week he's had, it's a safe bet this wasn't a meeting to discuss outstanding parking tickets.
Freddie got fingered by the cops for lewd conduct on Wednesday when he was allegedly seen cuddling his kielbasa in a XXX Hollywood theater.
Now he's claiming "it didn't happen" and the whole incident was all just a "big misunderstanding."
Fred seems like a trustworthy fella — maybe there it really was a mix-up?
Doctors do recommend regular self-examinations for testicular cancer!
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