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Fred Willard Flashes A Short But Stiff Denial
It's not the size of your explanation that matter's — it's how you use it!
Fred Willard was caught with his pants up on Thursday, entering and exiting his lawyer's office with his wife. After the week he's had, it's a safe bet this wasn't a meeting to discuss outstanding parking tickets.
Freddie got fingered by the cops for lewd conduct on Wednesday when he was allegedly seen cuddling his kielbasa in a XXX Hollywood theater.
Now he's claiming "it didn't happen" and the whole incident was all just a "big misunderstanding."
Hmmm.
Fred seems like a trustworthy fella — maybe there it really was a mix-up?
Doctors do recommend regular self-examinations for testicular cancer!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
Tags: fred willard, icky icky poo, legal matters, lewd conduct, testicular cancer, the yank
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Even if he was doing it… who cares? It was in an adult theatre. Maybe cops should spend more time at real theatres protecting people (ala: Dark Knight Rises), rather than trolling adult theatres.
Amen demode! Why are cops going into an adult theatre looking for jack-offers … what a waste of resources!
Fred Willard has and always will be one of my favorite actors no matter what!!!
…meanwhile, people are getting shot, beat with tire irons, stabbed, assulted…good work fellas, this guy polishing his peen is a danger to all……….
The fuzz should leave people in 'adult' theatres alone. They aren't hurting anyone. It was silly when this happened to Pee Wee Herman, and it is even sillier now. It seems like the police get off on catching people masterbating at these theatres. Kinda gay, if you ask me, Mr Policeman.
Fred Willard is AWESOME! Fuck PBS. PBS = Purity Brodcasting System.