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Natalee Holloway Murder Suspect Engaged To Marry

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Joran Van der Sloot Getting Married Peru Natalee Holloway

We guess there really is a match out there for everyone!!

Joran Van der Sloot, who killed at least one woman and is heavily suspected of being responsible for Natalee Holloway's tragic 2005 disappearance, is tying the knot.

And, no, we aren't talking about a hangman's noose. Joran is getting married.

Joran currently resides in a Lima prison because of the crimes he committed but it seems even a jail cell couldn't stop him from finding true love.

Did he have a profile on Match.com or what?


We're perplexed as to how any woman's moral compass could be so poorly calibrated that she'd want to marry a man who faces possible execution after murdering a girl.


It's a cray cray world. We just live in it.

[Image via AP Images.]

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19 comments to “Natalee Holloway Murder Suspect Engaged To Marry”

  1. 1

    Dumb lonely bitch. I hope she gets murdered slowly and painfully.

  2. 2

    There's a nut for every squirrel.

  3. Kina says – reply to this


    Is it the woman who was paying his legal fees??? I think she was on Doctor Phil talking about it…

  4. 4

    Some women are so DAMN stupid that it's almost unbelievable.

  5. 5

    Funny how it is ok for a psycho to marry a delusional woman, but people get all weird at the thought of gays marrying.

  6. 6

    "a cray cray world"


    Perez, you talk like a ten year old.

  7. 7

    I will never understand how these HOMICIDAL MANIACS get the girls?

  8. Carmen says – reply to this


    I've read up a little about women who marry men behind prison walls. Such women are so damaged from previous cheating partners, they KNOW these men won't be cheating on them… with other women, anyhow! Other men? Who knows.. Sad situations.

  9. 9

    Probably just some gay with s&m fantasies lusting after a straight.

  10. 10

    Re: rosebud99 – Who's saying it's ok for a crazy to marry a delusional woman, other than yourself?

  11. 11

    Murderers locked up in jail can get married but not gay people?

  12. 12

    wonder if its her:

  13. 13

    Is it to the crazy doctor from south Florida?

  14. 14

    I oppose this.
    Natalie can't marry.
    Her family and friends can't attend her wedding.

  15. 15

    ..hmm….get them a set of rope, knives, and guns for a wedding gift….

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  17. 17

    Re: overthere – Thank you! From the "cray cray" to "deets" to "dunzo/donzo" to even "AMAZEBALLS!", the man has a vocabulary of a preteen girl! I have a 14 year old and she doesn't speak this badly! Perez is just a moron, plain and simple.

  18. lindie says – reply to this


    why would you even give this murdering moron any media at all? let him rot and keep him out of the media, he doesn't deserve it

  19. Robin says – reply to this


    Robert spending so much time with his co star is not healthy for a relationship either, has anyone heard of an emotional affair, it doesn't always have to be sexual to count as cheating.