We guess there really is a match out there for everyone!!
Joran Van der Sloot, who killed at least one woman and is heavily suspected of being responsible for Natalee Holloway's tragic 2005 disappearance, is tying the knot.
And, no, we aren't talking about a hangman's noose. Joran is getting married.
Joran currently resides in a Lima prison because of the crimes he committed but it seems even a jail cell couldn't stop him from finding true love.
Did he have a profile on Match.com or what?
We're perplexed as to how any woman's moral compass could be so poorly calibrated that she'd want to marry a man who faces possible execution after murdering a girl.
It's a cray cray world. We just live in it.
[Image via AP Images.]
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