As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Well! Well! Well!
Sounds like Mariah Carey won't be too expensive after all!
According to strong reports, Butterfly is just a hop and a skip away from signing the final dotted line into American Idol's judging seat.
And guess how much she'll demand on her paycheck??
…insanely fabulous! …'dahlings!' ;)
[Image via Manuil Yamalyan/WENN.]