Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Obama's old Upper West Side apartment if for rent!
It's only like, $2,400 a month and you can sit in your living room and just know that you're living in history — the history of a broke college student that became POTUS!
The rent has jumped $500 since it was last put up for rent two years ago, but it's "fully renovated with lots of charm," so obis, it's worth it.
Plus you could go around tapping all the baseboards and maybe you'll find Obama's stash he used to smoke with ol' Barack Obonga!
Sounds like an easy choice to us, guys!