It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
We can't friggin' wait to see this!
Technically, there's currently no official link between Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master and The Church of Scientology.
PTA has been asked repeatedly and has declined comment.
Off the record, most everyone recognizes his new film is a not-so-subtely disguised L. Ron Hubbard biopic.
Ch-Ch-Check out Phillip Seymour Hoffman's portrayal of a cult leader/philosopher in the trailer (above), and we think you'll see what we mean.
Regardless, we are PUMPED for more PTA!!
It seems like six decades have passed since There Will Be Blood!
We're totes enthused for The Master to visit theaters in late 2012.