Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Sia was right!
Flo Rida really is a Wild One!
The two of them absolutely DOMINATED tonight at the 2012 Teen Choice Awards!!
His performance was kind of a public service too! He taught all the fresh-faced teens in the audience how properly to blow a whistle!
And that's important because… wait, what do you mean whistle-blowing is a euphemism for fellatio?