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    Lonely and dateless gays lusting after straights is not caring. Ha!

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    Re: Lady Who? – You are the only one here who is "lonely and dateless". Find some friends or at least someone who actually cares about what you have to say you lifeless insignificant piece of horse shit

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    Re: Lady Who? – Agreed.
    Re: steviebeatie – Wow, Stevie … you've just shown us that you're another troll jumping to conclusions about people you don't know. Who's the lifeless insignificant piece of horse shit here? YOU ARE. Lady Who is right about Perez. I suspect you're a diseased nobody who's desperate enough for butt sex that you'd even settle for Perez. I know it's going to be really hard for you and your retarded brain, but do TRY to think BEFORE you do a troll post that makes you look like the total moron you are. Asshole.

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    Whats with the new pic??? Is that you trying to be macho and moody??? Faillll..so fail….can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear…although at least its betetr than that hideous lipstick smeared pic…shudder…..Oh Perez..You just aren't photogenic …no amount of lighting, photoshop, makeup or black and white photography will ever change that. You need radical surgery..firstly..the herman munster head…can then do cranial reduction?? Then the Rumor WIllis CHin…get that shaved down..about 8 inches off pls..then the cod eyes……maybe they can sew that piggy nose up a bit and reduce the nostrils cos you could park a 747 in those things. Horse teeth…well shave about 5 cm off each one and you might look more normal..Then the body…pancake nipples..get them reduced to at least cookie size….loose skin…ah fuck it..your just a mess…make do with wot u got.

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    Re: steviebeatie – Lmao, did I strike a nerve stevie? You one of those gays who live in your fantasy world and lust after straights? I think I'm right. And all my friends think I'm right too.

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    Photographs such as this can inspire Great Literature! Come on Perez — you know there is a great poet in there somewhere…start with Haiku!
    His skin is alive
    With an ocean of truth
    I'd love to dive through!

  7. winninghereandthere says – reply to this


    Perez… get a man will ya

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    asswipe pulled my comment about glaad having a hit on him??

  9. Nolanross says – reply to this


    Re: Yes You Bore Me – I see lady who and Raypearson sucking on Perez's teets . . . Again! Perez is lucky to have that many obsessed fans concerned with all of his posts!

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    This is for the Monkey photo above this article:

    Beyonce & Jay-Z's little Blue Ivy is SOOOOOOOO CUTE; have they allowed her to start eating bananas yet? I bet the JUNGLE-GYM in the nursery is AMAZING & WAY BETTER than the Zoo's.

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    As I told one of my gay bfs, that is just vanity! He looks like Perez, so Perez loves him… that's just self loving self. Vanity can be a very convenient and LAZY quality of homosexuals…

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    just hubris…