He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
If you thought the Shake Weight couldn't be topped, obvs you haven't heard of the Ace Power.
This machine is for those who want to ride a horse indoors, but know that it isn't a very good idea.
Now you can safely do it — and look like you're having sex with a robot while doing so!
Watch the home mechanical equestrian system (Air Hump 3000) in action (above)!!
It's a wonderful time we live in, no?