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Hello, Ace Power! Goodbye, Shake Weight!

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If you thought the Shake Weight couldn't be topped, obvs you haven't heard of the Ace Power.

This machine is for those who want to ride a horse indoors, but know that it isn't a very good idea.

Now you can safely do it — and look like you're having sex with a robot while doing so!

Faaaaaaantastic!

LOLz!

Watch the home mechanical equestrian system (Air Hump 3000) in action (above)!!

It's a wonderful time we live in, no?

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9 comments to “Hello, Ace Power! Goodbye, Shake Weight!”

  1. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Yeah, you're welcome Perez, since I found it and everything and um posted it….no Kudos, nothing? Stealing my thunder?



  2. 2

    i dont just want one of these i neeeeeed one of these for my personal growth



  3. 3

    Re: Rachel – lolol dont expect a ty hell kick u to the curb like a used condom like everyone else…takes the goods and goneee

  4. FRANKEN HOMOS says – reply to this


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    Hey Rachel , dont be sad , thats all this imbecile does !

  5. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Sigh….I have been a perez fan since his page got started in 2003, before he went all hollywood on us…and he totally stole this from me! Us common folk with a house, a baby and a career will never be acknowlodged by hollywood, unless we're on bath salts….I still love my sweet precious Perez Hilton…..

  6. Emily says – reply to this


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    Those damn Koreans..lol



  7. 7

    soooo…its for perfecting sex? wait what?



  8. 8

    kim k needs one of those, since she just lays her fat ass in bed and doesn't move while getting porked!!! she's a dead fuck. what a whore!!!!!!!

  9. E says – reply to this


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    But just imagine using this AND the shake weight together, + curtains open so that all of your neighbours can see. That's some disturbing work-out you got there.