Hello, Ace Power! Goodbye, Shake Weight!
If you thought the Shake Weight couldn't be topped, obvs you haven't heard of the Ace Power.
This machine is for those who want to ride a horse indoors, but know that it isn't a very good idea.
Now you can safely do it — and look like you're having sex with a robot while doing so!
Faaaaaaantastic!
LOLz!
Watch the home mechanical equestrian system (Air Hump 3000) in action (above)!!
It's a wonderful time we live in, no?
Tags: action, horse, lol, sex, shake weight, ugh, watch, weight
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Yeah, you're welcome Perez, since I found it and everything and um posted it….no Kudos, nothing? Stealing my thunder?
i dont just want one of these i neeeeeed one of these for my personal growth
Re: Rachel – lolol dont expect a ty hell kick u to the curb like a used condom like everyone else…takes the goods and goneee
Hey Rachel , dont be sad , thats all this imbecile does !
Sigh….I have been a perez fan since his page got started in 2003, before he went all hollywood on us…and he totally stole this from me! Us common folk with a house, a baby and a career will never be acknowlodged by hollywood, unless we're on bath salts….I still love my sweet precious Perez Hilton…..
Those damn Koreans..lol
soooo…its for perfecting sex? wait what?
kim k needs one of those, since she just lays her fat ass in bed and doesn't move while getting porked!!! she's a dead fuck. what a whore!!!!!!!
But just imagine using this AND the shake weight together, + curtains open so that all of your neighbours can see. That's some disturbing work-out you got there.