Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Ohhhhh Colin Ferrell — you're in the best shape of your life right now!
Just look at you glisten… the sun catches your muscles in the most delicate of ways!
How'd you get so sweaty??
Wait, don't tell us. Ummm — you were learning how to alligator wrestle.
How about hip hop dancing? Handstands? Digging holes? Waiting for lottery numbers?
Running though our minds all day?
We refuse to believe it's because you've been in the sun while on a beach.
Maybe we'll get a straight answer from your sister, since she's been around you the whole time you've been in Cancun.
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