A what now?! Easy, Finnchel fans! It's going to be all right!
Word this morning is spreading like a THING that two new Gleeks have been cast for the fourth season of Glee.
The first comes as no surprise, as fans have long awaited for the arrival of Puck's half-brother to McKinely High. The coveted role of the school's new bad boy will be played by Jacob Artist, best known for his work on Lifetime’s TV movie Blue Lagoon: The Awakening and appeared on the comedy series Melissa & Joey. We hear he's going to audition for the glee club, but face some major challenges due to his attitude.
Meanwhile, in New York, on her first day at NYADA, Rachel Berry will cross paths with Brody Weston, an upperclassmen, who will be played by Dean Geyer … or as we're going to be calling him from now on, Wet Dream Dean! Have mercy, Ryan Murphy! Wherever did you find this piece of man meat?! We want to know you're supplier!
Regardless of how he makes our mouth water, we're hearing WDD is here to make a play for Rachel's heart in Finn's absence, which is more than likely going to send Finnchel fans into the rage the likes of which people haven't seen since Joey picked Pacey over Dawson.
Still, it ain't over till someone sings about it being over … and even then, there may always be an encore.