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The heart wants what the heart wants, and we can't always control that.
Thankfully, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are mature enough to understand that, regardless of what the heart wants, kids must ALWAYS come first.
And so Johnny flew back to the South of France during his shooting hiatus this weekend. He obviously missed his kids, Jack and Lily-Rose. He wanted the family to be together again.
"They are having a family holiday to show the kids they are still a strong family even if those two are split or not."
Now we learn Depp brought Paradis a gift when he traveled to visit her and the kids — a gold pendant!!!
How very… romantic!?
Wait, now we're confused.
The source close to him continued:
"…he presented her with such a touching gift, it’s almost as if they could make another go of things. Johnny wants to be with his family, he’s a very family oriented man, his kids mean everything to him."
First he tells us he's the happiest he's ever been, and now he misses Paradis and his kids? They should just call him Edward MixedMessageHands!!
Do U think he merely misses his kids? Or is the Lone Ranger begging for Vanessa back?
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