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A three-quarters naked Mario Lopez thinks _____________________ while his Mom lectures him about getting gold paint on his fanciest pair of boxer-briefs.
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Perez is getting desperate for comments-suddenly he's doing these "fill in the blanks" cuz they garner more attention now since his comments section is dying and filled with hate messages.
Like this one
Mario "Why YES, I am a Bathhouse Sling Bottom-Boy".
Great legs, Mario! Maybe you should paint them gold every day??
All that and foreskin too
I'm sexy and I know it!
Guy still got it !
How is he not gay
"Gosh mom al the other kids are doing it"
Mother I'm a Greek god; shut the fuck up!