We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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The new couple enjoyed The Dark Knight Rises, but played it safe as they went to a theater that is right next to a police station.
Although they've already been spotted kissing in public, this pic makes it seem like they are desperately trying to avoid any PDA. Weary of the unwanted attention from the paparazzo taking his pic, the Two and a Half Men star maintained his distance from his date.
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