The British royals are trying to DOMINATE Asia?! Dastardly!
Nah, obvi Prince William and wonderful wifey Kate Middleton do NOT have plans for global domination (hopefully!), but they WILL be taking a trip around Asia and the Pacific Isles this September, in honor of Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee Tour!
The aristocratic pair will spend two days in Singapore, then hop over to Malaysia to explore Kuala Lumpur, Sabah, and Borne, and will conclude their adventure with a tryst in the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu.
The duo will be repping the British government.
Aw sounds like romantical-political occasion! We wonder, will the lovers have any time for a royal romp in the sack? Some sexy time in Tuvalu perhaps?
They've gotta keep up that physical adoration, or they'll be in danger of turning all stiff upper-lippy!
Take a gander at some snaps of the future King & Queen of England (below)!
A true life fairy tale… it's magical to the maximus!
[Image via WENN.]