Rob Kardashian is back! Well, sort of.
Check out RK's post (below):
[Image via Instagram.]
Oh KStew, you naive little lady!
Aging directors may want to bone Kristen Stewart, and she may be one of the hottest totties in Hollywood right now, but that doesn't mean Robert Pattinson will forgive the scorn, humilation, and breach of trust that comes along with a steamy, adulteress affair!
And yet, according to reports, KStew seems to think Rob will come bounding back into her open arms in no time!
“Kristen is pulling out all the stops with Rob, completely apologizing and trying to make things right with him, but she is very confident that she is going to win his trust back. [She's] doing everything in her power to keep Rob from breaking up with her. She knows how much he loves her and she really believes that she is going to keep him from dumping her.”
We wonder - now that Rob has been cuckolded by Miss. Kristen, will he say goodday to his vampire-inspired romance? Or is his love SO palpable, he'd never dream of dumping KStew like a smelly poopoo?
We guess it doesn't really matter. They are both so young, perhaps it would be good for RPatz's peen to explore newer pastures…
Um… we like oats!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]