This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
The rumor mill is churning out all sorts of Kristen Stewart adultress treats, but one decadent whispering concerning the Snow White and the Huntsman director's wife Liberty Ross has already been proven FALSE!
According to the film's IMDB message board, the actress/model wife of Rupert Sanders called in to B105 Brisbane to claim the photo evidence of her husband and K-Stew embracing was actually a photo-shop farce, and it had been HER that Rubert so lovingly cradled in his arms.
"If that's true then I need to see what Mr.Patterson is up to (laughs) no no no that is me in the picture. It is a sad part of being in this industry, we try to live our lives and the media feeds of our failures."
BUT, according to a rep from The Dirt, the presenter Ross apparently talked to was on vacation at the time!
There have also been reports that Ross posted a rather elusive Twitter message before DELETING her account!
If this whole SWATH affair IS true, will Sanders and Ross' marriage endure? Will Robert Pattinson forgive his lady, and will they continue writing new chapters in the greatest love story of all time?!
So much drama, this be some Shakespeare sh*t!!
Peruse some adorbs pics of the Twilight-borne couple (below)!
We daren't believe Bella and Edward's forever love to be a lie! It MUST be for realz!
[Image via WENN.]