No. Just so much no.
We don't believe drankin' martinis is copacetic with your probation status!
Lindsay Lohan hit up El Lay hotspot Mr. Chow's Monday night with a tall, dark and handsome mystery man … and it seems, The Canyons starlet also enjoyed a tall, cool, clear cocktail near the end of the evening!
Lilo was snapped sippin' on something from a large martini glass OUTSIDE the restaurant… which we're PRETTY sure is illegal in Los Angeles!
If you wanna get a little tipsy, then whatever, but why the f*ck would you walk out into the night - where you know papz are lurking in the shadows - clutching the most OBVIOUS of alcohol-holding glasses?!
Oh yea… ’cause you're Lindsay mother f*cking Lohan.
This girl's life mantra must be 'no press is bad press'!
Check out some MORE pics from Lilo's boozy night out (below)!
We'll give her one thing — she doesn't look TOO worse for wear.
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]