Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Such sweet, confection-induced intoxication!!
Keep a vigilant eye for Madonna's finger-sucking boy-toy! Be careful Brahim Zaibat, you don't know how many holes that glorious finger has entered…
Let Madonna tickle you nether regions (above).
And yes, Madge, we will GLADLY put our hands all over your body, no need to insist!