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And The Greedy Mastermind Fueling The Jackson Family Feud Is…

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Randy Jackson Evil Mastermind

Randy Jackson!

No, not the lovable bassist who works on American Idol for a few cents an hour and wouldn't leave that judge's chair unless someone pried him out with a crowbar!

We mean the other RJ!

The RJ who claims Michael Jackson's 2002 will is inauthentic despite all evidence to the contrary!

The RJ whose recent plan to kidnap his niece and nephews went so horribly astray that he wound up in a headlock in the middle of his late brother's driveway!

Sources close to the situation are in agreement. They say:

"Marlon, Tito, and Jackie all hold Randy responsible for all of [the family drama.]"

Much of the drama is the result of terrible advice Randy received from Howard Mann, the notorious entrepreneur who was sued by Carmen Electra for failing to compensate her for appearing in his Naked Women's Wrestling League.

Sounds like excellent counsel, Randy!

Ugh.

We hope the courts appoint a temporary guardian for Paris, Blanket, and Prince soon.

These young kids shouldn't suffer through this terrible experience alone!

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6 comments to “And The Greedy Mastermind Fueling The Jackson Family Feud Is…”



  1. 1

    Other sites have already said the TJ Jackson is their new guardian. Hopefully he can offer them a stable family life, and unlike Grandma, honor MJ's instructions to keep the kids out of the media until they are adults.

  2. shakingmyhead says – reply to this


    2

    I think it's a tie for biggest douche bag. Jermaine Jackson has always appeared, at least to me, as a slime sucking leech. Always wanting what others have and not wanting to earn it. Didn't these two buffoons even share a woman? Gross. Pigs, both of them.



  3. 3

    THat whole family should just die. The worst fucking people ever. None of them have a fucking job, and have lived off the dead pedo their entire lives. Now they want it all. No matter how many millions they get, they will never be civilized. Fucking filthy animals.



  4. 4

    what a stupid fucking remark about American Idol's Randy…
    just really stupid and totally uncalled for…
    i am beginning to believe all those who say you are a real asshole.



  5. 5

    wanker



  6. 6

    Growing up I loved listening to Michael Jackson and his families music but they put the D in Dysfunctional!!