A Giant Voldemort May Fight A Giant Mary Poppins At The Opening Ceremony Of The London Olympics.

7/25/2012 4:00 AM ET | Filed under: Film Flickers • Wacky, Tacky & True • Harry Potter

If this isn't the best news ever, we don't know what is.

British newspaper The Sunday Times is reporting that ~~He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named~~ Lord Voldemort will be banished into the abyss by Mary Poppins at the Opening Ceremony of the London Olympics.

The dramatic duel is the climax of a sequence featuring some of the best-loved literary characters in British history like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, Captain Hook and Cruella De Vil.

But here's the best part — Voldie will be 40-feet tall and Mz. Poppins is gonna pounce on his pale patootie from the roof of the stadium so "the nightmare will be banished and happiness restored."

One witness to the extraordinary sequence has called it "jaw-dropping," but we're leaning a little bit more toward unbelievable.

We've never wanted anything else to happen more, but don't want to get our hopes up in case this is some kind of a joke. One thing is for sure though — we know what we're watching on Friday night!

Tags: british, harry potter, joke, london, lord voldemort, mary poppins, olympic games, opening ceremony, sunday times

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8 comments to “A Giant Voldemort May Fight A Giant Mary Poppins At The Opening Ceremony Of The London Olympics.”

WAHHHHHHHH! says – reply to this

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sorry but that's just stupid
antonia says – reply to this

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That would be amazing. I cannot wait for that
We should be proud of everything we have to offer in Britain, literally cannot beat this nation! Fingers crossed for Potter/Poppins duel
Shelly says – reply to this

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Well that makes no sense considering Mary Poppins is an Australian book.
Rosalie. says – reply to this

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Link where I can watch it.?
Steph says – reply to this

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Re: Rosalie. – She emigrated to England and wrote the story in England about an English nanny!!!!!!
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