This is really sad to hear.
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If this isn't the best news ever, we don't know what is.
British newspaper The Sunday Times is reporting that
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Lord Voldemort will be banished into the abyss by Mary Poppins at the Opening Ceremony of the London Olympics.
The dramatic duel is the climax of a sequence featuring some of the best-loved literary characters in British history like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, Captain Hook and Cruella De Vil.
But here's the best part — Voldie will be 40-feet tall and Mz. Poppins is gonna pounce on his pale patootie from the roof of the stadium so "the nightmare will be banished and happiness restored."
One witness to the extraordinary sequence has called it "jaw-dropping," but we're leaning a little bit more toward unbelievable.
We've never wanted anything else to happen more, but don't want to get our hopes up in case this is some kind of a joke. One thing is for sure though — we know what we're watching on Friday night!