Fred Willard's Public Pickle Tickle Put Him Out To Pasture With The Wife!
Uh-oh! All is not well on the home front!
In fact, the tension between Fred Willard and his wife Mary is downright unbearable since police caught him red rod handed at the XXX theater!!
She's apparently so upset with him for varnishing his flagpole in a crowded theater that she's forcing the 72 year-old comedian to kick it on the couch!!
"Fred has been made to stew in the spare room of their home. Mary still can't believe he got caught doing something so stupid - and until she's over it and he's in the good books again he's staying there."
At least that'll give him space to play a few more games of five-on-one!
The source continued:
At the moment, Fred just has to grin and bear it because Mary is absolutely right to discipline him like this. And for all the embarrassment it has caused her, with friends and the general public heckling the pair in public, it's just what he deserves!"
Yikes! Tell us how you really feel, LOLz!!
Fred, for one, still thinks the whole ordeal is a laughing matter.
He was caught laughing about the whole ordeal recently as he and his wife left his lawyer's office!
He even cracked wise on Twitter earlier in the week. He said:
Wait til u hear my version; much more PG. & my review, lousy film, but theater would make a terrific racquetball court. Full story 2 follow.
— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) July 23, 2012
Wow!!
Do U think beef jerky is being too cavalier about his arrest?
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Team Willard. You have no sources, nothing here is believable.
82 and his flag is still at full mast!? Kudos to him!
He's only 72, god Perez do you not even check before you post?
He is 72.
I read on another blog site that his wife is standing behind him. Ha, sorry about the pun. lol
What a sick piece of shit. If it was him indeed, and I believe it was, then he's a sick motherfucker, especially for doing this to his wife in her later years. It's not like she has tons of years to heal. Who does shit like that? It's just so sick that our society is trying to normalize such disgusting pathetic desperate behavior. You have a wife, and she's at home, asshole, and you are a selfish bastard. I don't know why men think it's o\k to do shit like this. WOmen have needs too, Dick.
After all is said and done, WHO THE HELL CARES. I mean it seems like Perez is obsessed with this guys schlong, like this is all he wants to talk about next to Joran Van Der Sloot. What's weirder to me is the idea that there are people who watch full length porn in theater's who don't jerk off, those are the people that really need to be watched out for. And what pathetic cops, sitting in a porn theater hoping to catch people jerking off. For shame.
At least he was not fooling around with another woman……………..let him have a little fun, to relieve tension……………….if there was any.
Re: pollopicu – It's not the end of the world….
that "source" makes him sound like a 10 y/o boy whose been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Well, I hope that this never happen again in the future.