All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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It looks like Paris isn't the only one capable of condensing scathing commentary into 140 characters or less!
Randy Jackson took to the offensive today on Twitter!
First he blasted his nephew TJ for assuming temporary guardianship of Katherine's abandoned grandchildren — "THIS IS NOT OVER" he promised after the court verdict was returned!
His performance in court today breaks my heart. He knows his Aunts and Uncles would never hold their mother against her will. That's ABSURD.
— Randy Jackson (@randyjackson8) July 25, 2012
You're right, this family feud is PURE absurdity!
And then Randy's focus switched to
money Michael Jackson's highly contested 2002 will!
And by "highly contested" we of course mean "contested only by the siblings who were left virtually penniless after the King of Pop's death!"
Randy shared his version of proof in a twitpic (below), contrasting an image of MJ in New York with a signatory's claim that the will was signed in El Lay on the same day.
Randy questioned how MJ could be on both coasts!
Disregarding the fact that the marvels of modern aviation allow people to travel from the Atlantic to the Pacific in only a few hours, this nitpick of MJ's will has already been addressed by the courts.
Between those goofy claims and his 15 tweet tirade against TJ, we're starting to think Randy is the one who needs a vacation!!
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