And it is simply ah-mazing!
Genevieve Sabourin is the Canadian actress charged with five counts of harassing and stalking Alec Baldwin.
At another hearing on Thursday, Alec's representatives brought forward new evidence showing the extent of the depravity of his stalker's actions and threats!!
The actor couldn't make it to court — we hope he was busy with other obligations involving Hilaria Thomas, very little clothes, and an extremely sweaty yoga mat — but he did prepare a statement.
"[Sabourin told me to] call the FBI and tell the FBI that tomorrow the defendant would be in front of my office building… and several other places where I often go… The defendant said in words or substance that she was going to start a "massive destructive war" with me. She also said that she would find me no matter what it cost her. She said that I could call the FBI and have her put in jail, or I could call her and speak to her."
Genevieve, you're a beautiful lady and a decently successful actress in your own right, surely you know there are better ways to win over a man!
At the hearing, the aging beauty discussed how this ongoing case was a detriment to her career. She said:
"I've been extremely vilified in the press all over the world I haven't had a single audition. I wish I could go on with my life on every level."
Judge Mark White wasn't impressed with her sob stories. He made no bones about what more contact with Alec could mean.
"You'd expose yourself to jail time, understand?'"
But can she still watch 30 Rock on her prison TV? LOLz!!