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Boo! Dane Cook Jokes About Dark Knight Shooting!

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You have to be pretty desperate for laughs to try something this low!

Shock comic Dane Cook has worked the Colorado Movie Theatre Massacre into his standup act … and no one is laughing.

Thursday night at the Laugh Factory in El Lay, the "funny" fella told the audience:

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie, and I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap. Yeah, spoiler alert.”

Well, that's wrong. The movie is awesome.

The movie sucking is the (false) premise of his joke. He went on to say:

“I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f*cking shoot me.’”

Yes! Of course!

They would have asked to be shot, but instead 71 people DID NOT GET A CHOICE!!!

It has been one week since the shooting. Even if the joke was funny (which it's not) and the premise wasn't so weak (which it is) it is waaaaay too soon for him to be making jokes about!!

We're sure James Holmes' victims and their families could use some cheering up right now.

Clearly, they're not getting any laughs from from Mr. Cook!!

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35 comments to “Boo! Dane Cook Jokes About Dark Knight Shooting!”

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  2. Amanda says – reply to this


    Dane Cook was never funny. Chris Rock…Now he is funny!

  3. 3

    Dane Cook has never been funny.

  4. Prisha says – reply to this


    Dane Cook for sure either don't have a brain or really don't understand that how it feels when u lost someone special….

  5. Prisha says – reply to this


    not funny in any sense..this guy is an IDIOT

  6. clare says – reply to this


    This is devastating, I've always loved Dane Cook. How could he stoop so low? I'm so disappointed. :(

  7. 7

    I've never liked this guy. Always thought he was a douche bag.

  8. amanda says – reply to this


    First off Dane Cook has never be funny ever!! Secondly, he is obviously an asshole. His joke about the shooting is very tasteless. It no way whatsoever was that joke remotely funny. People were killed and not by choice. Seriously this guy is and IDIOT!!

  9. 9

    Very Funny!

  10. naira says – reply to this


    I never liked him from day one, i didn't get it when everyone was freakin taliking about him like he was the shit, but that's what white ppl do, they talk so highly of new talentless ppl, till they fuck up a la Kstew! Bwahhhhhhh

  11. JR says – reply to this


    What an IDIOT!!

  12. 12

    5 minutes into his comedy act, someone should shoot HIM.

  13. 13

    Why couldn't he just make fun of gays?

  14. yan vizcarra says – reply to this


    he's an asshole!

  15. V.V says – reply to this


    I am really getting sick of these comedians thinking that they can make fun of anything that they want because its a "joke" and they're "comics" so its allowed. No, its not funny to make fun of a tragedy that has left young children dead or injured. It was ONE week ago. People are still burying their loved ones, wtf is wrong with him. I wonder if it would be so funny if someone he knew was shot and killed or left in a coma in that theater. Smdh. Shame on him

  16. 16

    He had one funny routine when I was in college, def a one hit wonder, no one talks about him anymore

  17. kim says – reply to this


    wow!! what a D!*k!! he need to get his a$$ beat! F**K that guy!!

  18. 18

    I thought he was funny at the beginning of his career when I was a teenager. Glad I outgrew that and realized most of his jokes are stolen, anyways. I heard he said that anyone who can't take a joke should kill themselves after Tosh got all that backlash a little while ago, so I'm honestly not surprised that he would sink to this level. Dude is just bitter because both his parents are dead and his brother embezzled all his money. He's desperate for attention and money, and it's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. I didn't even know he still had a career.

  19. Kingair315 says – reply to this


    Unfortunately what many do not realize, is that much of HUMOR, is a distortion of reality. In addition, as a therapist over 44 years, understand that being able to laugh at yourself or other tragedies is a healing experience. Humor is healing, when you find something to laugh about life, it helps relieve the stress of trauma. Served 3 tours in Korea, had PTSD for years. Doing research in Psychology for my PhD, finally came to a place where it began to be easy for me to find humor. But, its too early.

  20. 20

    Dane Cook was funny?

  21. demode says – reply to this


    What an asshole.

  22. APOCrunch says – reply to this


    Honestly, I think people need to be able to laugh in the face of tragedy. Think of all the 'funny' comedians you like. They joke about REAL-LIFE. For some of us in difficult careers, it's simply the way we deal.

    That being said, this was certainly way too soon.

  23. Brittany says – reply to this


    Ok…so his comment is messed up, but people laugh at Jew jokes and Holocaust jokes? I'm sorry how is one worse than the other? People need to stop making jokes about others being killed. Period. So Perez don't just focus on the horrors that are in the news today. Dane Cook isn't doing anything different from any other American by making fun of horrific events. Look in the mirror before you all judge him.

  24. 24

    The man is hilarious, and his humor is always dark and inappropriate. That's what comics do, to one extent or another. You can't expect them to change their stripes.

  25. bitchsquad says – reply to this


    grow some balls people joke about 9/11 people joke about EVERYTHING.. include the war where wayyyy more people die every day over there.. yeap its sad that it happened. but people mostly AMERICAN comedians joke about car bombers.. hey DUMB ASS AMERICANS DID YOU KNOW people die on the regular but yet its all a big fucking joke aint it.. grow some balls and laugh a little.. lifes a bitch and deaths a joke.. fuck off

  26. 26

    Six year old girl, military personell, innocent adults being killed, yah hysterical. WHAT A DOUCHE!! Hope people asked for their money back!

  27. 27

    Re: Lady Who? – "The Lady doth protest too much, methinks". Shakespeare
    Instead of a Christian, home-schooled idiot, I bet you're a closeted gay who just can't accept it!

  28. 28

    Sense no one really cares about him these days, he probably did it just to get the attention and try to become relevant.

  29. 29

    Dane Cook was never funny and never will be. The comedy world isn't missing much.

  30. 30

    Anything to get publicity. I guess his plan worked, unfortunately.

  31. 31

    Re: kappuhcheenoh – Is that from chapter 5 in the gay handbook? Because it seems "you're a closeted gay" is the standard response to call anyone who doesn't share the same viewpoint as gays. You fudgepackers need some new material.

  32. 32

    he was in good luck chuck apart from that i cant remember anything hes in

    dane what posessed u to do that are u stupid its not funny..

  33. 33

    He stopped being funny back in 2005. I don't know why because for a couple years he was like the "Golden Boy" of Comedy but honestly he just stinks now. Really cheesy. Tries too hard & not terribly relatable in my opinion. Chelsea handler sucks now too she is just mean & rehashes her jokes constantly. I think the term is "OVER".

  34. 34

    Chris Rock & Sarah Silverman. Now they are funny!!!! Katt Williams & Lisa Lampenelli (even though her Celeb Apprentice stint showed us all what a passive agressive f'd up bitch she really is) are 2nd.

  35. Josh Handegard says – reply to this


    By the gods people, get over it. Dane Cook isn't that good of a comic but that joke was alright. You guys are WAY too serious about something that didn't even happen to you. It's like crying over 9/11 when you don't know anyone who lives in new york.