No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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For those whose Indiana jones just can't be sated by the 4 films and TV show, we've got some bad news.
“I say, for me, [Crystal Skull is] the last hurrah. I know that yes, we talk about it, but there’s no idea, there’s no MacGuffin.”
But what does a Scottish golfer have to do with the next Indiana Jones adventure?
Oh, right, that's an industry term meaning the hero's objective- for instance, an ark, a grail, or magic rocks.
Well, if George Lucas is creatively whipped, there are better things he can do with his time. Like annoying his neighbors.
He certainly doesn't need to go on some kind of relentless search for the MacGuffin. He doesn't need to seek out fortune and glory or anything. That would be ridiculous.
Apparently the one boulder Indy couldn't outrun was time.
Oh well. Guess we'll just go play some more Uncharted.