Rob Kardashian is back! Well, sort of.
Check out RK's post (below):
[Image via Instagram.]
The closest thing to a real life fairytale romance has been snuffed out in a puff of glittery-vampire smoke thanks to the wandering lips of Kristen Stewart, and the mischievous peen of her SWATH director, Rupert Sanders…
But ready yourselves Twi-hards! Do you have a plethora of Kleenex handy? 'Cause you may get as nutty as our beloved Nutty Madam when you hear…
Robert Pattinson was apparently WEEKS away from proposing to Kristen Stewart!!!
"Robert hoped to marry Kristen and was making preparations to spring a proposal before she admitted cheating…He had bought the house in Los Angeles to be their home and saw them staying there for a long time."
Nooooo! Ugh! Just… blech!
It makes our tummies churn to know just how deeeeply in love Rob was when KStew was off getting her ladylumps squeezed by another man!
The two have since moved out of their Los Feliz love-nest, and will most likely never return to create the state of marital bliss Rob was so hoping for.
Find someone who deserves your love, Rob! We just hope it hasn't been stamped out for good by Miss Cheating Chastity!