WAR IS COMING!
And it looks as though NO ONE is safe these days in Bon Temps!
Not even Vampire Bill, who is now apparently Lilith's number one fan!
And according to this preview for the next episode of True Blood, called Everybody Wants To Rule the World, he's also caught the attention of that sneaky, seven veiled Salome, who may want to make him her evil Vampire Dictator husband!
Meanwhile, Vampire Jessica seems to be on the hunt for Hoyt now that the tables have turned, Alcide's boring werewolf story is about to get so much better now that Vampire Russell Edgington is being thrown into the mix, and that Smoke Monster just won't stop bothering Terry and Noel from Felicity!
AH! How can we already be eight episodes into this season?!
Now we're conflicted between desperately wanting more Sookie NOW and not wanting this year to come to an end!
It has just been so, SO GOOD.
P.S. Luna should shift into Sam Merlotte ALL THE TIME! Wasn't he HIGHlarious playing her?!