Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Holy shiz. HOLY … shiz.
It's happening! May God have mercy on us all!
Apparently, all of the videos of Courtney Stodden hurting her foot or dressing up like Hello Kitty and Marilyn Monroe have actually paid off, because the teen-bride/aspiring starlet has FINALLY achieved what we imagine to be a life-long goal: getting her own REALITY SHOW!
She took to Twitter to confirm:
FYI Stoddenista's: Will be m.i.a for about 3 weeks - packing up & heading out to shoot a reality show! Love you all xxx God Bless, Courtney
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) July 31, 2012
And those 2012 apocalypse rumors just feel more and more legit every day, don't they?
LOLz! We kid, we kid…kind of!
We just pray she keeps the lucite-clad trips to the litter box to a minimum!
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