Like 'em or hate 'em, there's no arguing that listening to Matchbox Twenty is way better than contracting syphilis!
The band is soooo close to releasing North, their first album in over a decade, that we can literally smell it!
It kind of smells like grape jelly!
The album's first single is She's So Mean. Ch-Ch-Check out the official video (above) — it's downright pop-tastic!!
Baby-faced Rob Thomas hasn't aged a day since the late '90s! We genuinely can't believe it's been so long since these guys were relevant!
Their new song isn't the most memorable track ever written but Rob's voice is so smooth he could sing us the first sixty pages of the Cleveland telephone directory and we'd still have multiple ear-orgasms!