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Iconic Rapper Snoop Dogg Dead At 40 … Or Is He!?!

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Maybe "dead" is too strong a word.

He's in a coma? Like one of those patients on General Hospital who inevitably has a darker and more mysterious twin brother.

Coma is harsh, too.

Let's just say Snoop Dogg is on hiatus.

Or on sabbatical. Or on shore leave.

Put. To. Sleep.

And this was all self-inflicted!!

That's right, America's favorite rapper just took a figurative 14 hour flight to Taiwan for one of those low-cost species-change operations you maybe saw a segment about on Nightline.

And now the dee-oh-double-gee turned into a pussy! A pussycat, really. The FIERCEST kitty in the jungle!

He is Snoop Lion!

Ahh, the circle of life!

The artist formerly known as Snoop Dog is a born-again Rastafarian.

In fact, he just released a reggae album called Reincarnation because he claims to be the reincarnated spirit of Bob Marley!!

Hmm. That could explain a lot.

We LOVE Snoop regardless of his surname!!

Rapper or reggae artist. Gangster or lover. Blunt smoker or… blunt smoker.

Ha! Like that will ever change.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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28 comments to “Iconic Rapper Snoop Dogg Dead At 40 … Or Is He!?!”



  1. 1

    Were you high when you wrote this? What does it even mean?

  2. Tyler Smith says – reply to this


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    Just lost ALL respect for this site. This is a terrible headline.



  3. 3

    Perez, your writers are getting worse. This was just painfully awkward to read.



  4. 4

    What an odd post. Are you OK?



  5. 5

    This was just… Indescribably bad.

  6. LiberalsMakeMeSick says – reply to this


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    Perez, your site used to be good when you were writing it. Remember it as your wit and writing that made you famous. Now while you are jetting around the world with your Momma, the loons are writing your blogs and they SUCK!

    WHY IN THE F would they write a headline like this???? It's not even funny!



  7. 7

    Are you having a stroke? This is so difficult to follow, get with it gurl!



  8. 8

    what the hell are you talking about??? this makes zero sense..



  9. 9

    Wait… what?



  10. 10

    Who the F is writing your crap now? Whoever you hired is an idiot!

    And People, Perez hasn't been "writing" his blog for years. It has been his sister that did it, but seems some new idiot is on the payroll.



  11. 11

    Ones any odd know what this means ????

  12. Tiffany says – reply to this


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    I'm getting really tired of reading the fake headlines. When Perez wrote his own column, it was so much better!!! Perez your "peoples" that write for you are making you look bad!!!

  13. Carly says – reply to this


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    I am so confused as to what I just read…



  14. 14

    Meaningless drivel. This site has gone all to Hell in a fruit basket.

  15. Sants says – reply to this


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    this headline is outrageously disrespectful and not funny.

  16. Jessica says – reply to this


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    What did I just read?

  17. Roo says – reply to this


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    I never comment on your posts, but this was distasteful and has confirmed my suspicions that you are an asshole! Why would you write or let someone else write this. Get it together. I miss the Perez with the pink hair and the sassy attitude. Not this "we love each other" bullshit mixed with posts and statements to the contrary. Get it together Perez–you going down quicker than Kim Kardashian on a rich black guy!



  18. 18

    the writing on this site is fucking terrible! FIRE YOUR WRITERS PEREZ!

  19. nwvotes says – reply to this


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    Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Is this ridiculous? Vote at Nationwidevotes.com

  20. KrispySquare says – reply to this


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    what the fuck did I just read



  21. 21

    I know! I agree with all your readers! This is a dumb-ass story and to make matters worse it is severely poorly written. I don't care about the content but your posts are becoming more and more illegible.



  22. 22

    Or did you make a retarded post to see if you would get more of a reaction? HAHA probably not because I know I've been coming to your site less!



  23. 23

    Serously? I love Snoop Dogg, I mean Lion - but how is he going to perform his iconic smash single from back in the day ever? Are they going to change Snoop doggaaay dooooog, to Snoop lioooon RAWR? Love this guy's music and hope his reggae is a hit but calling yourself the next Bob Marley is disrespectful. Must have been some strong grass!

  24. kirstin101 says – reply to this


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    my parents are in new york city right now and saw him in time square today……………

  25. Dino says – reply to this


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    This article doesn't make any sense. How about some details about wtf you're talking about. Like what does flying to Taiwan have to do with the name change. Either Snoop got into the new zombie blend and he's sporting a gold fang grill with a nip tuck and a striped snoop snout or youre trying too hard to talk gangstah and it makes for a weak article nizzle yo.

  26. Adrienne says – reply to this


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    What? I don't understand what this is supposed to mean…



  27. 27

    You need to fire yourself, P

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