Macaulay Culkin is doing just fine, thank you very much!
At least according to his representative contacted for a comment on our earlier story!
"[The allegation is] not only categorically without merit, but it is also impossibly and ridiculously fictitious."
We're tickled pinkish to hear he's doing okay!!
The representative continued:
"We beseech the responsible media to consider the source and its reputation and to please not perpetuate this destructive and insulting story by pursuing it any further."
Well excuuuuse us for worrying about the
little kid big Mac who kept getting left Home Alone by his negligent parents, LOLz!!
Consider us appeased!
[Image via WENN.]