Well, this isn't cool. Not cool at all.
Nelly Furtado is BACK!
The playfully promiscuous Canadian charmer is soooo close to releasing Spirit Indesctructible — aka her first studio album in six years — that we can feel in our SOUL.
Or maybe it's our groins. Those two regions are close together and it's occasionally confusing!
Ch-Ch-Check out Nelly's perfectly pleasant new single Parking Lot but keep a few boxes of Kleenex handy just in case your uncontrollable double eargasms make your headphones all sticky!
We missed you so much, Nells-Bells!
Don't you ever take another long hiatus again!