Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This slightly scares us and also has us enthralled!
The wonderfully wacky Pierre Pascual is a scruffy-looking dude who looks like a scruffy looking-dude that wears women's clothes and makeup.
And the Chew Fu remix of his song J'aime Sentir Ta Bouche Glisser is even more fun than that!
We have no idea what he's singing about, but we don't need to know! We just imagine it's something tres chic!
Check out the super fab Chew Fu remix of J'aime Sentir Ta Bouche Glisser (above)!