Well, Michael Lohan is certainly spilling the tea!
You go seek the TRUTH Rob!
'Cause he obviously can't trust anything that tumbles form Kristen Stewart's pretty lips!
While Robert Pattinson may be hiding his heartsick self at
the heartbreak hotel Reese Witherspoon's home, the sparkly vampire is still thirsting for true blood information about the adulteress affair his former ladylove embarked on with SWATH director Rupert Sanders…
Like… how many times did Rupert stick his peen into Kristen Stewarts lovemuffin?!!
"[Robert] needs to know for his peace of mind if theirs was just a fleeting moment. He hopes Liberty can help him find the answers he so desperately craves."
Hmmm we wonder if Rupert has divulged allll the nasty, intimate details of his 'fleeting' infidelity to Liberty?
And honestly, will knowing what sexy nicknames Rupert has for KStew, or how many times she let him taste her forbidden fruit, provide closure for the cuckolded Rob?
Hopefully once he's painted a vivid picture in his mind of the beast with two backs, he can proceed to mentally burn it forever and begin the much needed heart-healing process.
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